Dry Cleaning Aficionado Gifts

Waiting for Pants

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'