Dry Cleaner Gifts

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

Can you get out blood stains? I attended a rather contentious board meeting.

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

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'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

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Spots removed.

'We can't find your shirt, sir, but the buttons came through just fine!'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

'Starch?'

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"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Catchy name, hey?' (Pony X-Press)

'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

"Well, my dry cleaner says..."

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

Ace Dry Cleaners - "There's some soup on my fly"

Our deliveries are usually prompt.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

"Your trousers, sir"

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Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"It was dry cleaned when I picked it up."

263 B.C., A young Athenian playwright makes a name for himself in the smash hit comedy: 'Meet meat the Parthenon.'

'Dry cleaning' water comes out of door.

"You hate ironing? Me too."

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"So there's a hole in the shirt now. . . I got the stain out didn't I?"

"That's for dry cleaning."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."