Dry Cleaners Gifts

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

In the art gallery