Dry Cleaners Pillows

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."