Industrial Cleaner Pillows

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.