Cage Cleaner Pillows

The reluctant parrot

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

UFC on steroids...

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"I've cleaned out the garage- now may I file for divorce?"

Oxy clean.

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

Animal Lib.

Drain cleaning

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

"You could buy a new keyboard, but it would be cheaper to just stop eating when using the computer."

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'