Dry Cleaning Enthusiast Pillows

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Carpet Cleaner.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."