Dry Cleaning Pillows

Waiting for Pants

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Starch?'

"Pro-Choice?! Heavens no. Pro Dry Cleaning."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up