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Waiting for Pants

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Starch?'

"Pro-Choice?! Heavens no. Pro Dry Cleaning."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

Biofelineism

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Works every time.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Sweep the board.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'