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'Metro Cleaners, damp patches a speciality'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Carpet cleaning

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"So. . . you're back!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"