Dry Cleaning Enthusiast Gifts

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What can you do with him?"

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Carpet Cleaner.