Cleaning Enthusiasts Gifts

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Vacuum Cleaner Accessories

Failed laundry detergents

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

The Grime Reaper.

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

'You're blocking up the electricity!'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

Selling detergents to hippies

Air cleaning spraycan for computer.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Vacuum Cleaner Making 'Grrrrr' Noise

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

Wet Dog

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning