Cleaning Connoisseurs Gifts

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Hello job security."

Floor Cleaner

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Carpet Cleaner.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'