Cleanse Connoisseurs Gifts

"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Junior's Towel

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.