Cleanse Connoisseurs Gifts

"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Junior's Towel

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.