Cleaning Connoisseur Gifts

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'

'That's your exercising solution? Me vacuuming more so that you increase the amount of leg lifts you do?'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Stand Up Vacuums

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Oh dear. My new and improved detergent didn't get out blood stains as advertised.'

'Listen kid, I'm sorry to hear that you're banned from class, but if you're going to hang out with me all day, you're gonna have make yourself more useful.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."