Cleaning Service Aficionados Gifts

'Ms. Dixon, hire someone to clean my office.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'The customer is always right...'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Carpet Cleaner.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"