Cleaning Fanatics Gifts

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Try lowering the setting!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"Hello job security."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.