Vacuum Cleaner Fanatics Gifts

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Niche Extracurriculars

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

On the house

Hospital Cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."