Robot Vacuum Enthusiasts Gifts

"When I told the robot vacuum company how many pets and kids I have, they sent me this."

Robot Parts $5

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Chef copy robot

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot walking pet robot

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'Take me to your computer.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"You're hired!"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.