Vacuum Enthusiasts Gifts

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Niche Extracurriculars

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Energy trap.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Too Much?

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

COVID-19 dime

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

The Paper Silhouette Editor

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"Supersize me."

Your Face In Stone