Vacuum Cleaning Aficionado Gifts

Niche Extracurriculars

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Floor Cleaner

"Hello job security."

Carpet Cleaner.

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Hospital Cleaning.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"