Vacuum Cleaning Aficionado Pillows

Niche Extracurriculars

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Hello job security."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Spring cleaning.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Hospital Cleaning.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"