Vacuuming Virtuoso Gifts

I'm a huge fan of your work.

'Don't be silly - how can I be disturbing your precious stamp collection?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Rocking Witches.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Honest Vending

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Pest Control

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Super glue hoovering

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mammoth hoover