Brush Virtuoso Gifts

"Paint something nice."

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

The self-portrait.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Rocking Witches.

Monkey-artist

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Artist and Musician

'Are you done yet?'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Barbara Streisand

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Recording Studio

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Painter's muse

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Sarah Vaughan

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'