Paintbrush Virtuoso Gifts

Painter's muse

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Monkey-artist

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Quick, press control Z!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Sleeping on the Job

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Quit moving"

Picasso's learning years.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

The Scream Painting

Great Painting

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Copycat.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."