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Painter's muse

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Monkey-artist

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Sleeping on the Job

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Quit moving"

Picasso's learning years.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting

The Scream Painting

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

More lies.