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Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Painter's muse

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Artist in Residence

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'