Paintbrush Enthusiast Pillows

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Artist Retrospective.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Painter's muse

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Artist in Residence

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"After I bought all this stuff, I realized I'm more of a word person."

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"