Airbrush Aficionado Pillows

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Air Footer

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

Painter's muse

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Glut of artists.

Claude Monet

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Camille Pissarro

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.