Bold Brush Enthusiast Pillows

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painter's muse

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Glut of artists.

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Vincent Discovers Impasto

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'