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'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painter's muse

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I didn't get a grant.'

The Police Artist.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Claude Monet

Vincent Discovers Impasto

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

Glut of artists.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"You bought an airbrush?"

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Camille Pissarro