Toothbrush Enthusiast Pillows

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Don't ask him about our dental plan.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Dental Plan: Find & Use Your Own Brush! Keep Clean!

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Mothers Without Borders

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."