Paintbrush Protagonist Gifts

Golden Days for Artists

Monkey-artist

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Tintoretto

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Painter's muse

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

Artist and stumps

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

Artistic licence

Creative judging.

Paintings, paintings critiqued.

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

Pablo Picasso.