Paintbrush Aficionado Gifts

Francisco Goya

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Hazards of mouse painting

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Artist painting a dancer.

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

The Worst Date Ever

Painter's muse

'You never smile at me like that!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Artist in Residence

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Artist Painting Modern Art.