Paintbrush Aficionado Gifts

Francisco Goya

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Hazards of mouse painting

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

The Battle of the Pictures.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist painting a dancer.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Painter's muse

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Artist in Residence

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.