Brush Enthusiast Gifts

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Hair Crop Circle

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Deer Barber

Artist painting a dancer.

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

The Police Artist.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Claude Monet

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Boris Johnson.

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

Glut of artists.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.