Brush Enthusiast Gifts

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Hair Crop Circle

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Deer Barber

Artist painting a dancer.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

The Police Artist.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Boris Johnson.

"You bought an airbrush?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet