Brush Lovers Gifts

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

The Art Student.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

I'm color blind, please help.

Two New Paintbrushes

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Henri Matisse

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Artist painting a dancer.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Concerto for Two Horns

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

Georges Seurat

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'