Brush Stroke Enthusiast Gifts

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

The art of painting

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Glut of artists.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Claude Monet

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Camille Pissarro

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

A man brushing teeth which are growing instead of hair on his head

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I ran out of space."

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.

Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.