Brush Stroke Admirer Gifts

Artist painting a dancer.

Cariactures

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Jackson Pollock.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

The art of painting

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Glut of artists.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Camille Pissarro

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I'm a friend of the gallery - in fact some of my best friends are buildings."

"I ran out of space."

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.