Brushstroke Enthusiasts Gifts

Artists dress for their themes.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

The art of painting

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

The Final Backstroke

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Camille Pissarro

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I ran out of space."

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Christy Brown.

Cezanne