Brushstroke Bffs Gifts

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

Save the tree.

Jackson Pollock.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The art of painting

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Claude Monet

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Camille Pissarro

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"I ran out of space."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

Artists dress for their themes.

Cezanne