Brushstroke Virtuoso Gifts

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock.

Painter's muse

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

The art of painting

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Camille Pissarro

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"I ran out of space."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

"Paint something nice."

The self-portrait.