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Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.

Glut of artists.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Georgian head-dress

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Artist painting a dancer.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Today's Rapunzel

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

'I need a new tooth brush.'