Paintbrush Poet Gifts

'It's another canvasser dear'

Al, I've heard that art is a cruel mistress. Is that true? Yes, unfortunately it is the only kind of mistress I can get.

Art imitates life...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Accountant Manqué

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Tintoretto

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Painter's muse

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

The Bored Impressionist

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

He's having a caption contest.

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

Artist and stumps

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

"Why are you always in the details?"

Creative judging.