Paintbrush Poet Pillows

'It's another canvasser dear'

Art imitates life...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Accountant Manqué

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Painter's muse

Tintoretto

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

The Police Artist.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

The Bored Impressionist

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Artist and stumps

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

"Why are you always in the details?"

Creative judging.

'You really do need new glasses!'

Golden Days for Artists