Paintbrush Pundit Pillows

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Is this 'pollocks'."

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Painter's muse

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'It's another canvasser dear'

The place is full of dealers.

"They're so realistic."

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

The Police Artist.

'Good proposal. Very good. But my hands are tied. Too bad you didn't go through the proper channels.'

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.