Paintbrush Pundit Pillows

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Painter's muse

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

'You really do need new glasses!'

The place is full of dealers.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'Good proposal. Very good. But my hands are tied. Too bad you didn't go through the proper channels.'

The Police Artist.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

Man with In, Out and Try Again Desk Organizers.