Creative judging.
Paintbrush Penologist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your paintbrush-loving penologist? Explore our delightful collection of products that honor their passion for art and scientific precision. Whether they’re wielding a brush or inspecting intricate details, our selection adds a touch of humor and personality to their creative world. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the ideal way to show support for their artistic pursuits.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
The Best Art Teacher in the World.
Accountant Manqué
Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system
'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'
The Battle of the Pictures.
Painter's muse
'I still write all my novels longhand.'
"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."
Artist Painting Modern Art.
Henri Matisse
'But I've hardly got any brushes!'
Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.
'It's another canvasser dear'
'I didn't get a grant.'
"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"
Ancient man
The Police Artist.
An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
The Bored Impressionist
Dip Pen Bouquet
'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'
Again, you don't need all the smell lines.
Victim of your own writings.
Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today
'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''
Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.
Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.
'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'
"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."
Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'
Artist and stumps
It's very important to learn how to write in script - how else will we sign for credit card purchases?
Paintbrush Penologist Gifts Collection
Paintbrush Penologist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for paintbrush penologists—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily routine.
Paintbrush Penologist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring fun and inspiring designs for paintbrush penologists, ideal for brightening up their favorite space.
Paintbrush Penologist Prints
Browse our art prints for paintbrush penologists—unique creations that celebrate their love of painting and scientific curiosity.
Paintbrush Penologist T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts for paintbrush penologists that showcase their creative and scientific side with witty and artistic designs.