Paintbrush Penologist T-Shirts

Creative judging.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Accountant Manqué

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Painter's muse

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Henri Matisse

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Ancient man

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

The Bored Impressionist

Dip Pen Bouquet

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

Victim of your own writings.

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Artist and stumps

It's very important to learn how to write in script - how else will we sign for credit card purchases?