Vacuum Cleaner Aficionado Gifts

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Spring cleaning.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Hospital Cleaning.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Clean your specs, lady?"