Vacuum Cleaner Aficionado Gifts

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Floor Cleaner

"Hello job security."

Carpet Cleaner.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Hospital Cleaning.

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"