Vacuum Aficionados Gifts

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Too Much?

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

COVID-19 dime

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'