Vacuum Aficionados Prints

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

If there were a New York Vacuums baseball team...

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Too Much?

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

COVID-19 dime

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.